oh gawd. this chick has huge breasts next to me. im in computer class. help?

Question

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Answer 1

I had 34DD breasts going through HS. I was thoroughly embarrassed by girls and boys alike. When I walked into homeroom, one boy said, "Pa-DUM, pa-DUM" etc, It was horrible. Boys touched me in the halls (by accident, hah!) Men only wanted me so they could cop a feel while making out a$$holes!) I was called porn star name stars.

No I hated my big boobs and they grew bigger as I grew older.

Had them suckers reduced as soon as I possibly could.

No I feel like a regular woman, at last.

Answer 2

Oh my gawd, that is one hell of a predicament. Well I would-



I have to be honest with you. I find it hilarious that you used the phrase "Oh my gawd."

Answer 3

You must be able to look and type at the same time.

You know - asking a girl with big breasts out or having one as a girlfriend is not impossible!

Somebody has to do it!

Answer 4

Did she deliberatly put them on the table? Is she like showing off? I mean, hey, they're there for you and every other male to look at. Just make sure you don't get caught staring :-)

Answer 5

hahahaha...



I triple dog dare you to say " hi " smile, and then simply say "you are gorgeous".



Then turn your head and go back to "working" at the screen. I bet that'll get her to glance your direction a few times too. Woman love the drop and run game.

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Oh, yea, I just realized I'm encouraging you to try and get a date with a set of boobs.... lol....maybe actually look at her face too and see if she seems like a nice person! lol ....

Answer 6

it is quite simple... if you wish to get into the pantaloons of this fair lady you must first show her your assets.. in order for her to fully reveal hers. Firstly you could run outside get a bottle of water and totally soak her therefore presenting her breasts drenched and practically visible through a white shirt then you have no choice but to stare and grab..

stare and grab my friend..

thats my motto for life..



the end.

the masterofpunani

Answer 7

calm dont down dont panic jus give em a good squeeze and try to resist busting in ur pants again hope that helps

God bless

Answer 8

Compliment her, be charming.



Introduce yourself, say "Sorry if I keep turning my head, I just find you distractingly attractive, but I'll try to focus on my work for the breast of the class SORRY, I mean for the rest of the class..."

Answer 9

Capture a picture and post it here!

Answer 10

Talk to her about the weather and see where that goes.

Answer 11

say hello, then apologize for looking, it is just that I can not help myself may I buy you lunch

Answer 12

Grab them then she will smack the sh%t out of you and you will feel better_LOL

Answer 13

that is so funny...i always find men staring at mine!!

i learn to live with it and even enjoy it...

Answer 14

haha you dirty little perve.

giggity giggity

Answer 15

look away.... lol