How do DOGS CRAP SO EFFICIENTLY? IE: Why don't they have to wipe?

Question

My dog can pinch a loaf off the size of a bread box, kicks his back feet twice, and is done. And comes out clean? Like I could run my hand over his brown eye, and it would come back clean? Not that I suggest the white glove method.
I go to crap, and the toilet, and my bunghole look like a Jackson Pollack painting ( at least this is what I imagine as I can't see my bunghole ). It takes me five minutes some times, just to clean up the effected area, splatters and such. What's the deal? How did dogs win in the crap catergory?

Answer 1

I wondered that too.....Bwhahahahahahah

Oh dude, you have made my day. :) I don't know how my little doggie does it. Like he has such a hairy **** and it still doesn't get anywhere on it! LIKE WTF???

*giggles*

Answer 2

Dogs are more likely to eat thier natural diet. And are far

more healthy probiotically. Because we humans

pollute our system with such sludge what do we expect

to come out? Most people would be suprised by what a

body requires for healthy digestion...things such as



1. Plenty of Enzymes

2. Probiotics:ie Acidophilus, Bifidus etc

3. Fat (yes fat, natural fat not man made margarine crap)

4. Phytate inhibitor (predigesting grains by soaking)

5. Large doses of natural vitamins and minerals

6. Salt and High Stomach Acid

7. Chemical,Preservative, and Additive free food



The list can go on forever. For your information

I do not have this problem, it has nothing

to do with being a person and everything to

do with your diet.



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information on what we should and shouldnt eat.

Taken from research on primitive tribes and people.

Answer 3

Dogs are amazing.



For one, they don't have hands to wipe with. God could have played some cruel joke on them and provided an a$$ that was built for wiping, but he chose to give them a break. I mean, they already got the raw end of the deal... not having opposable thumbs would be really annoying.



The mechanics of the clean anus are simple: They have hair everywhere except their anus. Plus, the rectum actually extends outside of the epidermus upon 'pinching a loaf'. The dirty part kind of... goes back inside when they are done. And, lets not mention that a dog can actually apply its tongue to virtually every part of their body.



We, however, have an indent full of hair. It makes for a dirty job of releiving oneself... but, like I said, at least we can operate doorknobs and pick thing up with ease.



So who is really amazing, then?



btw, I laughed my *** off at the Pollack reference.



Wait! if a human laughs their *** off, they can poo just as cleanly as a dog!

Answer 4

Dogs don't have Butt cheeks!! and as a rule don't eat bad food, donuts chips mcdonalds candy etc so thier bowel movements are compact and efficient and don't need extra cleanup



believe it or not, if you ate fruit veggies and knocked of the booze and crappy food your movements would to be efficient and Not smell horrible and you would use the minumum of toilet paper.



Really.

Answer 5

Perhaps you are being pessimistic. Think of it like this and you will be happier:



Why don't dogs have the privilege of wiping?



Ok...it doesn't work this time.



I guess I don't have good answer, so I will just chalk it up "intelligent design". If they were meant to wipe they would have hands.

Answer 6

A human has two buttocks, a dog has none. You have to wipe because of the two buttocks. If you did not have buttocks and just had an anus with nothing surrounding it, you would be just like the dog.

Answer 7

Well, dogs don't have to have their poop pass through butt cheeks. Dogs lack an actual "butt" therefore all they have is an ******. No muss, no fuss! So until we can figure out how to get rid of our butt cheeks we just have to deal with the mess!

Answer 8

lol, sometimes my doggies need a whipe! It probably has to do with a dogs diet, he isn't eating many different things, dog food is formulated to prevent the runnnys I bet.

Answer 9

Haven't you ever noticed the butt licking? Rubbing the butt in the grass? lol, I mean it's weird to notice those things, but dogs have their own way of cleaning their booty cracks.

Answer 10

Many animals, including dogs, clean themselves with their tongues. This is why I am constantly begging people, read this and tell your neighbours please, DO NOT LET YOUR DOGS LICK YOUR KIDS' FACES, it is disgusting, haven't you people realised that dogs don't have toilet paper, and when your dogs lick your kids they are not 'kissing' them and it is sure as hell not cute, it's repulsive and unhealthy.

Answer 11

This is a hilarious Q and then you got the one chick who does not have that problem.



Just sh_it and split

Answer 12

They tend to eat the same food every day. When they don't, watch out!

Answer 13

This is the best question i've read on Y! answers yet. Kudos my friend.

Answer 14

Yo thats gna keep me up all nyte thinkin about it. WOW

Answer 15

rotfl...too funny!!!

dogs don't have but cheeks like we do where poop may get trapped ..When they poop it's a clean drop...when they kick up it is like they are wiping their butts I guess

Answer 16

Uh..why would you even want to know this? For that matter, why did you even think to THINK on this? One word - Ew.

Answer 17

dogs don't crap cleanly, thusly, the reason cat's tounges are so rough.

Answer 18

because they only eat one thing.. dog food.. when we eat hundreds of different things.. this makes dog's digesting more smooth.

Answer 19

some dogs have pudding butts.

Answer 20

Because they don't have big as* butt cheeks to smear up.

Answer 21

they dont have to wipe because they have tongues. yuck lol

Answer 22

Because they don't have butt cheeks genius

Answer 23

huh

Answer 24

It's all in the diet.

Answer 25

They use their tongues...