If Shakespeare were alive today, would he be doing Porn?
rer348
2007-05-25 05:43:27 UTC
How would he take his Tea? Orlando....I knew I'd get a rise out of you with this ?. Just joking. of course.
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2007-05-25 05:49:02 UTC
No it's all about fairies and Puck and Oberon. Tinkerbell is a nice boy.I had a midsummers night dream but it was mich ado about nothing.
2007-05-25 12:47:30 UTC
He's certainly got the right amount of facial hair to be in porn. Actually no, he'd have done porn in the seventies, but probably have moved on to something else by now. Probably his fourth biography or being on celebrity big brother.
bradxschuman
2007-05-25 12:46:17 UTC
He'd just have the unique experience of having a language barrier with those who speak today's modern English.
2007-05-25 12:49:34 UTC
I think he would get a punch in the face for every school boy and girl in the country for the last god knows how many years!
Wonderwoman
2007-05-25 12:51:33 UTC
He'd be doing neighbours or eastenders. I'm not educated but I do remember my English lit. teacher saying he wrote "popular" stuff, not what was considered the "literature" of the time!
2007-05-25 12:47:04 UTC
Either that or doing time for doing porn.
Ah! But what excellently elegantly tasteful porn!
chillipope
2007-05-25 12:46:15 UTC
No, musicals or Romeo and Juliet on Ice
2007-05-25 12:46:56 UTC
I suspect he probably would, however with the politically correct society we now have it would be banned and him and his work would disappear into the mists of time un-recognised.
Marky
2007-05-25 12:47:02 UTC
He is alive and he tried to come into my local. The landlord kicked him out, he said "You're Bard!".
NaNo 19
2007-05-25 12:47:44 UTC
i guess.......lol, i feel he's the type of guyz tht is so GIRLZZZZZZZZZZZZ, SHE IS HOOOOTTTT, i don't wanna go any further his ghost may start chasing me now, i hate him, if he didn't exsist we would have never had exams bout him, btw who understands his poems...lol, i better shut my mouth...I LUV SHAKESPEAR..(yeah ryt)
Dogsbody
2007-05-25 12:45:19 UTC
I'm sure he did then! Do you think pornography is a modern passtime?
2007-05-25 12:47:51 UTC
shitttttttttttt ur really turning every one on it would be excitttttingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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